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FIA bans "hot and cold blown diffusers"

23 June 2011 - Source
bestofbritish   Jenson Button
That's ridiculous, they can't ban our diffuser again, it nearly cost me the championship in 2009.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I am sure they are only doing it in the interests of fairness. By the way, I love my laptop.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
I loved it when they used to plug a laptop into my car during a pitstop and it magically went a second a lap faster.
nico   Nico Rosberg
I hope they didn't download any illegal software Michael? That would be against the spirit of pure racing.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
No illegalities Britney, we just made it invisible to the FIA in case they wandered on to any offensive websites.
rubens   Rubens Barrichello
I wish they had banned our diffuser earlier in 2009, maybe that would have given me a fair chance of beating Jenson.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Boo Hoo, please don't mention your contractual obligations again Barrichello.
bestofbritish   Jenson Button
I love the current diffusers more than my old Brawn one, it's not everyday I get to have hot gases blown all over my bodywork.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
I'm confused, what does a blown diffuser do, should I buy one to help us go faster?
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Just wait until Silverstone Ambrosia, I'll sell you a cheap one then.
bestofbritish   Jenson Button
Nothing cheap about diffusers Fernando. By the way, if anyone wants to scrutineer my software or hardware they are more than welcome.
rubens   Rubens Barrichello
I've said it before and I''ll say it again, the only reason you won in 2009 is because you signed your contract earlier than me, it was totally unfair.
hammy   Lewis Hamilton
This is frickin awesome, we are totally going to nail the Red Bulls now.
MycLaren   Martin Whitmarsh
Please be cautious Lewis, we actually have a very similar design to the Red Bull concept.
Horner   Christian Horner
In other words you blatantly copied it.
MycLaren   Martin Whitmarsh
The McLaren group always respect the intellectual property of other teams. It's just similar.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
I am glad to know you won't poach our intellectual property Mr. Whitmarsh.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Don't worry Ambrosia, the term "intellectual property" does not apply in your case.

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