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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@massa Actually, I do believe in miracles, I thought Santa Claus had a better chance of being on the podium with me in Brazil than you did. I'd be crying too if I felt that third place ever felt like a win.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@Bernie You might well be as old as the woman you feel Bernie, but you'll never be as tall as her.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@MycLaren Well done again Hamilton, your talent for generating bad publicity is only rivaled by the BBC news department. By the way please enlighten us as to the actual meaning of H.A.M, I presume it wasn't a reference to cured meats.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@hammy Bl...indingly stupid. It might be better if McLaren taped up your mouth rather than your helmet.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
Great drive Raikkonen, I guess given it is three years since you won and 25 years since Senna was the last Lotus driver to win you must be overwhelmed with emotion at the significance of it.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@IceMan Christ, I didn't realise you had a speech prepared, save it for the Oscars. I hope you're making the most of it, partying like James Hunt and getting pissed out of your skull?
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@IceMan Ok, anyway I was hoping Boullier could clear one thing up for me since I believe it may have been me who last won for the team and not Ayrton Senna. Are you calling yourselves Lotus, Renault, Enstone, or The Artist Formerly Known As Prince?
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@wibbah Don't worry Webber, given the epic paranioa Horner is suffering he probably hasn't ruled out Jason Donovan as a suspect.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
I guess you can rule out an invitation to Max's house then Todt.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@todt You misunderstand, I couldn't give a continental crap about F1 politics. You see, our Max is a big fan of role-playing, so a dictator would have been ideal for one of his "special parties".
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@MaxiMos Those lawyers really sorted "that problem with the newspaper". Good to see you're not beating yourself up about it Max, better to pay a few tarts to do that for you.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@MaxiMos The F1 community should feel relieved that Spygate was revealed thanks to the efforts of a conscientious employee, armed only with his laptop, who rightfully decided to blow the whistle on McLaren.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@hammy Bla.....ckmail material, yes. Don't worry Hamilton, intellectual property isn't something you're burdened with. I underestimated Ron though, didn't expect him to ring Max, he got really pissed when I threatened him.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@Ambrosia Well, better the devil you know Ambrosia. Look, I nearly got myself decapitated in Spa to get you that drive in Monza. If that isn't making sacrifices for my protege then what is? I heard you drove the new track in Austin this week?
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@Ambrosia Do me a favour Ambrosia, bring me over some of those famous Texan T-bone steaks, customs in India can be tricky but just explain to them you're a big beef eater and you'll be fine.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@Montezuma Thank you kindly for your support as always Emperor Di Montezemolo. As the Red Rooster I will take Felipe under my wing and replace the disgrace he has brought you with glorious victory!
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@massa Better than being a lame duck Massa. Roll on 2013, I can't wait to hear the excuses when you're shit again.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@sbstnvtl Mother of Christ are you irritating. Just remember Vettel, Montezemolo is looking for a rooster, not a headless chicken.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@Horner Heartwrenching emotion as usual Horner, sounds like a reluctant 12-year-old practicing for the school play. At least Vettel's ridiculous victory gabbering has a bit of soul to it.
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@sbstnvtl Don't you mean "thank you Webber"? I thought there was a slight hint of team-orders in that first corner...
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fernando   Fernando Alonso
@massa It had been a while Massa hadn't it... and your compliance was excellent and immediate as ever, probably the best thing you've done all year.
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